Polonia Restaurant

05/02/2008 Posted by iodi

I love the Polonia. My husband and I stumbled upon it last summer at the Polish festival. We have returned many times and have brought friends and family. Every one who came with us so far hasloved it. This June we are having our 10 year anniversary there and can not wait to share it with the rest of our friends. We simply love their food.

03/07/2008 Posted by sardin44

don't loose that butt! I want to take every one of those lovely Polish strumpets home and play kielbasa time! Dial it in. Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun. Wow !

Pros: Hot azzzz polish nuggets

02/27/2008 Posted by valentia

Polonia has great, inexpensive Polish food. OMG! Best City Chicken and dill pickle soup! My family love this place!

Pros: Food, Nice Service, Clean

02/18/2008 Posted by nsjarman

I always wondered what Polonia was like because I live in Hamtramck and drive by the place quite often. Then, while trying to Google the phone number, I came across all of these reviews. I thought that most of the negative ones must have been bogus because most of them seem to mention something about the girls who work there being attractive or not... How stupid is that? I envisioned some angry guy whose brutish advances on the Polish girls working there had been spurned, logging on to Citysearch attempting to enact his revenge or something, haha.. Anyways, based upon what some of the other reviews had said, I was looking forward to a great meal. But I'm sorry to say that it's not how I would describe my dinner there at all. Maybe it was the fact that the best Polish place I've ever eaten at is less than 100 feet away from Polonia on the same street, or maybe it was the sickeningly cheesy "Polish" muzak that made me feel like I was eating in an elevator, or maybe it was the fact that the vegetables on my plate tasted like they were thawed from the freezer and the mashed potatoes tasted like the ones I used to get in the elementary school cafeteria, or it could have possibly been the fact that the beef in the cabbage roll was completely pink and the stuff actually came up and out again as soon as I made it back (half-running) to my house. It was probably a combination of everything though. Honestly, I was really looking forward to checking the place out but I was seriously disappointed. Don't get me wrong, the people who work there are very nice. Hell, I even felt my mind wander as I waited for my food.. toying with the idea of what it might be like to settle down and marry myself a nice Polonia girl (that's a joke for all of you who don't pick up on sarcasm), but you couldn't pay me to eat there again.

Pros: very nice waitresses and staff

Cons: pretty much everything else

01/26/2008 Posted by vszym

I ate there last week for the first time on business. Great restaurant. Food was very good. Service was first rate. Excellent atmosphere. I will come back soon with friends.

Pros: Food and atmosphere

Cons: none

01/02/2008 Posted by bobcopa79

My good friend said to go here for the girls. I don't know why, I've seen better looking girls on that long drive down Caniff who wear face masks. Most had terrible accents, if your're going here for the girls-be prepared to not see anything special.

Pros: Food wasnt bad

Cons: Girls not good looking

12/16/2007 Posted by barbara_makowski

Hmmmm.... I like all waitresess there. They're very nice for customers and they are beatiuful! And food is always excellent!!! My family never was sick after eating there. My family and I have been going here for years and it's our favorite polish restaurant. Maybe you don't like authentic polish food and beautiful women?

Pros: fun, nice atmosphere

Cons: crowded

11/27/2007 Posted by markwest343

I was so sick after eating here, I will never return. I was told the waitress are good looking, but they're not! They are mean, ignorant, nasty, careless, girls who believe they look good or something! They look like call girls you wouldn't want to call, with gawdy fake gold jewelry. I think they may be gypsys. I would recommend Tower Burger over this germ factory.

11/25/2007 Posted by jimanddiane912

Hello, my husband and I have eaten here twice so far and can only say that it was fantastic! The dill pickle soup is the best I have ever had. Very nice staff and atmosphere. Thank you. Diane and Jim

Pros: Food

Cons: None

11/19/2007 Posted by keith1975

All i got to say that if $10.00 for a dinner (including a drink) is too expensive, you should consider cooking at home instead of going out...lol... ps. Polonia: don't worry about these ridiculous reviews (probably made by the competition)...YOU ROCK anyways! Keep up the good work!

Pros: EVERYTHING

Cons: TOO FAR FROM HOME...:)